#pokedepot

[the-poke-depot]

what do you mean there's now poké depots in kalos-

[carchacrok]

[A package arrives in the mail. It's a small to medium, unassuming brown box. Once opened it reveals a bunch of packing paper. When that's removed, there's... a poké depot branded box... Well, when THAT'S opened it's. Another cardboard box. Okay. Opening that one reveals packing peanuts. Now that that's cleared away... Another box sits there. Okay. Okay. It's just some joke. Inside this box is. A wrapped box! It's tiny... Unwrapping this one reveals! A small garchomp keychain and a tightly folded piece of paper. The keychain looks. Off. But still garchomp shaped. Unfolding the note reveals it's been written on the back of a poké depot cut merchandise ticket. Great. This kid again. The note reads.

"Hiiiii! Hi hii!! Hope you're having a good day and that this arrived on time. Get garchomped :)"]

What a Sisyphean task... I finally opened this today having no idea what to expect. Regardless, I will treasure the key chain, as will Locksmith!

[Picture of Locksmith the Klefki, carrying the Garchomp key chain along with Augustine's other keys. He looks overjoyed by this new addition.]

[the-poke-depot]

fun Poké Depot Fact: you don't get an interview. you just wake up one day in the aisles of your department with an apron on and prepare for customers. you cannot leave until the deity chosen shift of yours ends and every morning you feel the pull of the Depot dragging you back.

[the-poke-depot]

oh limited edition red and teal subway boss pins that are on my apron. we're really in for it now.

someone brought. the cutest poison type in. and i don't. have. antidotes or berries.

[the-poke-depot]

Hey, you don't need to know about me, other than I run the "official" Poké Depot blog.

Uhh, here's the company introduction though.

Welcome to the Poké Depot! Where Doers get more done!

Do you need to spruce up your home to accommodate your pokemon? Well are we the company for you! We have waterproof floorings to withstand all kinds of needs! Fireproof materials for any fire type trainers! And much much more to make your home truly yours!

Right now we're having a big 50% off sale on all outdoor furniture! Get them before they're gone! And need new floorings? Well lucky you, measures are 15% now until the end of the month! Our specialists will be more than happy to assist!

I'll see you in the aisles! And remember, we're the place where Doers get more Done!

OOC: Hi hi hiiii, it's Anyu, @minnuit! I'm back again again again! This time, I'm blogging like I'm at work, but in the Pokémon Universe.

THIS IS IN NO WAY AFFILIATED WITH THE REAL HOME DEPOT. BLANKET UNREALITY TAG FOR WHOLE BLOG TOO

Some rules and information!

The Blog runner is one person, though they're more secretive. Think like the mod for the confessions blog or hell, Rodney "RealPokemon" Meng.

This is really just an excuse for me to talk about work but add a Pokemon spin to it.

General rules. Sapient pokemon may interact, though mod doesn't actually heavily acknowledge them. Legendaries can also interact, but again, mod will think it's some kid behind the screen.

For the time being, the runner behind this is referred to as Mod, I'll me mun/anyu :3

There's not gonna be high stakes or anything too dramatic happening. This is Poké Depot, retail workers are not phased by your end of the world shenanigans.

Uhhh, that's all for rules for now! I'll update as more come to mind! But have fun!!!

[the-poke-depot]

boss makes a dozen, i make a dime. that's why i browse rotumblr on company time (and property)

[the-poke-depot]

hey guys. sorry to lie to you all. my name isn't Jaycé Marcel Sycamore. it's actually Moderator of the Poké Depot. it was legally changed when i got a job

[the-poke-depot]

just absolutely made a kid's visit. their dad's working on a bathroom remodeling job and he was like, "well, what if we do white? is that too much?" and his daughter suggested a black tile instead. he seemed wary of the idea, but when i said.

"no no, she's got a point. it'd be a really nice contrast to all the light colors"

she just lit up and got so excited to tell me about the project. the kids are alright.