#pokemon!jake

[robbaerywrites]

"I have something to say. Three words, eight letters. I...got food."

“About freaking time, dude, I’m starving. Having to chase your stupid Bulbasaur around all day made me hungry. You really need to train that thing better, it shouldn’t be running away from you like that. What did you try to do, use its vines as jumpropes or something? Because it acts like you’re some giant scary monster when you kind of just look like the puppy someone kicked on the side of the road most of the time.”

SEND ME A CUTE SENTENCE STARTER!

[robbaerywrites]

"There is beauty in it....but also great danger."

“Dude, how dangerous could it really be? It’s a freaking Jigglypuff. What’s it going to do, Lullaby me to death? Don’t be such a baby, Ryder, just get over here and give me a Pokeball so we can catch this thing. I bet Marley would love to have one of these for her birthday, it’s all... pink and shit.”

SEND ME A FROZEN STARTER!