#pollrunner

[yogscastshipbracket]

What- We're not in the book? Were we not 2023's fandom high point?

We're not canon, Razz.

I'll fucking show you canon.

[Hi, as a joke I thought it'd be funny to have a tumblr exclusive YSB page for the colouring book. But uh. Ended up very busy. So here's idea 2. Be gay do crimes, as long as those crimes involve pitting your ships to blood sport death.

Love y'all, happy Jingle Jam!]

[yogscastshipbracket]

Wait. What did they mean by 'something there'?

You and Boat. Come on, mate, you're not that oblivious are you?

What? No- No, there's nothing there! He is my assistant.

He was your guard dog two weeks ago. I imagine he'll be something else in another two.

Oh, shut up.

[yogscastshipbracket]

Tie Tie Tie Tie

How's that impartiality going Razz?

[yogscastshipbracket]

They've crept up from behind twice now.

I thought you said we weren't meant to be biased?

It's just facts. They could tie.

[yogscastshipbracket]

Wait, why did the projections turn into real people? What are you doing with them this time?

Projections?

The ghosts, Polly.

Ghosts??

To ease your worries, the only 'real' competitors have already left, after covering for me earlier. I still don't know how they got in.

We're not hurting anyone this time.

[yogscastshipbracket]

I feel like we should be propagandeering against Strife, right?

Is that a word?

It is now.

We're not allowed to be biased. That's the whole point of this. You know that.

Can I be biased?

You can do whatever you want.

[yogscastshipbracket]

kissing would make them so much worse. so obviously they should make out sloppy style rn

I could fix him.

[yogscastshipbracket]

What looks back at them, in the ruins of their facility, is not an AI. It's not a Xephos, either. It's a solid, shifting mass of thick, stringy material that Polly does not stop to consider too deeply.

"Hello, Polyp."

He speaks, his voice the same as theirs.