#pollstuck

[razorfangzz]

sollux lovers are always either EriSollers or AraSollers. No inbetweens. What do you prefer?

Erisol or Arasol?

ERISOL

ARASOL

Voting ended onMar 7, 2024

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Your name is ZOOSMELL POOPLORD. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You… Hold on i’m getting hit by a wave of Deja Vu. Didn’t we already do this bit? Let me check…. aaaaand we already did this bit. Fuck. Quick! Name Zoosmell’s friends before someone notices we’ve gone off script!

==> Naming spree go!

Flighty Broad, Insufferable Prick, Farmstink Buttlass

Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, Jade Harley

Voting ended onJan 30, 2023

[trenchesandoptimism]

Happy 4/13 to all the wonderful Homestucks out there! Time for a new census of the fandom! We have a LOT of fan kids and fan trolls floating out there, let's hear about them!

Homestucks, have you made / adopted fan kids or fan trolls?

I do not have a single fan kid or fan troll

I have one fan kid or fan troll

I have multiple fan kids OR fan trolls

I have fan kids AND fan trolls

I have fan kids AND fan trolls AND dancestor / scratch counterparts for some

I have fan kids AND fan trolls AND dancestor / scratch counterparts for them all

I didn't read Homestuck

Voting ended onApr 21, 2023

[fabfire1234]

Changing the Homestuck Epilogues poll

I have polls! Now suffer! >:D Speaking of the Sufferer, here's a poll I came up with. The Homestuck Epilogues have a lot of things that people don't like, and I want to find out which event is the most objectionable. Below are ten things that happened in the Homestuck Epilogues that people may not like. Vote for which event you would like to change; you may only vote for one option.

John Egbert lives (he uses his wind powers to avoid getting bitten)

Roxy's gender is different (she stays cis or goes enby/agender/multigender)

Rose's affair with Jade doesn't exist (Ruby is made through ectobiology)

Jane doesn't become a dictator (she gets help instead)

Ultimate Selves don't exist (Dirk doesn't become evil)

Gamzee dies earlier (Terezi kills him the moment he leaves the fridge)

Davekat doesn't canonize (they find other people to date)

Jake is less of a wimp (he's more than just his butt)

Better trans rep (maybe Vrissy is trans and renames herself after Vriska?)

Other/I'd rather the Epilogues never existed at all

Voting ended onMar 13, 2023

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TT: I'm working on the bathroom. TT: But we are running low on Build Grist. EB: oh man who cares about the bathroom, now there's a meteor heading for my house!!! TT: I see. TT: Do you suppose it has anything to do with the game? EB: i don't know, maybe! what do i do! TT: I think it's very likely. TT: The walkthroughs vaguely suggest an impending threat before they end. TT: The already poorly constructed sentences become even more curt and ambiguous. TT: As if written hastily and with a sense of alarm. TT: Actually, their dedication to updating the walkthrough under such circumstances is admirable. EB: wow, FASCINATING. EB: ?????? TT: If the meteor is a game construct, I think the only thing to do is to proceed, and try to solve the dilemma on the game's terms. TT: Try using the lathe. TT: It says you can use the card on it, but isn't more specific than that. EB: ok i'll do that. TT: Really, it is a labor to read this drivel. TT: If I read any more my brain will need to be spoon-fed from a jar. TT: While it blows spit bubbles in a highchair. TT: I think I will write my own walkthrough. TT: That is, after we make sure you don't die.

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 17:34 --

TG: i heard you got the box TG: i hope you appreciate my heroic fatherly perseverance in getting it to you TG: in my rough and tumble dirty wifebeaterly sort of way TG: also i hope you appreciate how many no-talent douches had their mitts on that bunny before you TG: its like a grubby baton in some huge douchebag marathon TG: hey where are you EB: oh man, the bunny was awesome, but i don't have time to talk, i think i'm playing sburb and it's kind of a nightmare. EB: flighty is breaking everything in my house. TG: dude i told you to steer clear of that game TG: and for that matter you should probably wash your hands of flighty broads and their snarky horseshit altogether EB: you and I both know we love her snarky horseshit EB: but that doesn't matter right now! EB: there's a meteor coming, and i'm not even joking about that!!! EB: it's like a big asteroid or comet or something. EB: in the sky. EB: heading right for my house!!!!!!!! TG: oh man TG: how big is it EB: i dunno. EB: big, i guess. EB: i gotta go! EB: we'll talk later if i am still alive and the earth isn't blown up. TG: like the size of texas TG: or just rhode island TG: theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to us TG: but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIG TG: like mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir TG: OH SHIT TG: or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir TG: OH SHIT TG: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick TG: OH SNAP TG: sir are you familiar with jupiter TG: you mean like the planet? TG: yeah TG: well its that big sir TG: hmm that sounds pretty big TG: i have a question TG: is it jupiter? TG: yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter TG: OH SHIT TG: anyway later

==>

get fucking isekai'd

idiot

Voting ended onFeb 1, 2023

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-- grimAuxiliatrix [GA] began trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] --

GA: What GA: The Hell GA: Did You Just Do TT: Hi there. GA: You Actually Did It GA: Blew It Up I Mean GA: I Had Begun To Believe That Was Embellishment TT: This is it, isn't it? GA: What Is It TT: This is the eighth conversation between us, from your perspective. TT: As well as mine. GA: Yeah TT: I've been looking forward to this. GA: Really TT: Yes. TT: I have some questions for you. GA: What Questions Do You Have TT: I'll start with a simple one. TT: Do trolls have names?

You know what to do.

(Poll will be broken down into A and B, the total scores for A and B will be added together to determine the winner.)

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A: the Goth, constantly belittled, Some Guy™

A: there is one step and it is Crab, nya, the lgbt community

A: paul blart mall cop, Vriska, hors

A: stoner, the obama presidency, fridged

B: Aradia, Tavros, Sollux

B: Karkat, Nepeta, Kanaya

B: Terezi, Vriska, Equius

B: Gamzee, Eridan, Feferi

Voting ended onApr 4, 2023

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-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering arachnidsGrip [AG] --

EB: hey vriska! EB: ok, i still cannot find my nanna up here, so now i am just installing this game. EB: what are you up to? AG: Zoosmell! What the hell. There are so many things wrong with what you just said. AG: First of all, who told you you could just hassle me without warning like this? That's not how this works! EB: why not? you guys do it all the time. AG: Yes, 8ecause we are trolling you! Those are the rules. We get to 8ug you any time we feel like, and you have to sit there and t8ke it like a chump. EB: bluh... AG: I am too 8usy to 8e fielding your nonsense at the drop of one of your a8surd human hats. I have a ridiculous num8er of irons in the fire. You will speak to me only when I am ready to contact you, is that clear???????? EB: that's dumb. i'm going to talk to you whenever i want! AG: Secondly, I am very pissed off that you figured out my name. EB: well, i didn't know it was your name for sure until you just told me now. EB: so, haha. AG: Dammit! AG: Who told you? EB: heheh, i am not telling.

SOMETHING'S WRONG

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Voting ended onApr 14, 2023

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God damn it, this thing's always acting up.

Oh no. Oh nononononononono. You can't do this to me i'm not even the author. Why would you do this what day is it.

Oh.

Um.

Well.

Want to watch me yell at tumblrs html formatting?

Orrrrr we could do this I guess. Vriska: What the FUCK do you think you’re doing!!!!!!!! Procrastinating. Vriska: Not that! I mean what you’re doing to me and my friends! Vriska: Why are they calling each other weird names? Vriska: Zoosmell Pooplord???????? Seriously???????? Hey don't blame me man blame the voters, I cant control what they pick. Vriska: Shut up i'm not done. Vriska: You’ve also skipped all of my conversations with John! Those are important! Because you’re in them? Vriska: Exactly! So stop fucking up my story or i’ll m8ke you stop. Yeaaaah good luck with that. Bye. Vriska: Hey! I'm not done here! Do you hear me! I will find you and I will m8ke you pay!!!!!!!! Now that she’s gone, how about I give y'all some freedom of choice here.

Go on, have some fun.