#pollureplies

[teeniepaws]

imaginescalemates replied to your photo

im so glad you saw that because i read the whole thing and basically cried i really hope theyre not serious

It looks like they are. I feel like sadstuck fans are slowly becoming numb to normal sadstuck and are now compounding every awful thing they can think of (because everyone knows transness and gayness promise you an awful awful life and you'll never be happy) so they can get the same high. Dead parents used to do it for them but now they have to dead parents and kidnapping and abusive fosterparents who cut off thier arms all in one prompt just to feel alive again. 

[teeniepaws]

zakuromochi replied to your post:my roommate gave me shit and called me fat for...

At least she didn’t eat brownie mix from the box …..

p sure if she did that i'd have way more ammo. 

[teeniepaws]

sigilicious replied to your post:I hate dreaming. last night all i could dream...

/you’re not alone. My friend had terrible dreams last night too.

the really shitty thing is that they're all sort of semi-lucid. Like I'm aware enough to know that I'm in a dream, and to make changes, but normally whatever changes I make just make everything worse. Once I had a dream where I kept killing people I love on accident and I was like "no, fuck this. I'm just gonna sit on my ass in this dream, and make a god damn sandwich." 

Someone choked on the sandwich and died. 

And I'll wake up periodically, try to clear my brain of the bad dream, but the moment I go to sleep it starts right the fuck up again. 

[teeniepaws]

hooray-for-no-lives replied to your post:my roommate gave me shit and called me fat for...

punch her

unfortunately she'd kick my ass, she threatened to cut me last time i took my hat from her head

rinchannow replied to your post:my roommate gave me shit and called me fat for...

make the muffins. eat all of them while making eye contact with her. if she asks for one just take it and stuff it into your face

i would, but they refused to get me fucking lemons/lemon juice/lemon fucking anything so i can't make lemon poppyseed muffins anyway

[teeniepaws]

sigilicious replied to your photoset:carapace butts and ugly couches.

Waitwaitwait do you ship WV/AR? This is an important question.

I'm not super obsessed with exile shipping but really any combo with them and PM is p cute.

(also I couldn't fit it in but I like to think the king and queen are making out in the background)

[teeniepaws]

gendork replied to your post:I’ll be honest. I’ve never played a Zelda game...

link to the past, minish cap, link between worlds. now.

the only one i have right now is 4 swords (cos it was free) and i think i can play a link between worlds too cos my roomates got that one

[teeniepaws]

rinchannow replied to your post:rinchannow replied to your post:I once read a fic...

wtf a constant stream of apple juice would be slicker than that isnt embalming fluid sticky why am i debating this to begin with

because it's illogical and needs to be questioned. The whole fic was just sort of offensive to all morals and sensibilities. 

[teeniepaws]

rinchannow replied to your post:I once read a fic where embalming fluid was used...

wtf why

because apparently the slickest thing dave had in his possession was the fluids from his fetus jar