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sorry i'm thinking about cats again

#pollygons #POLLY WATCH THIS

pollygons started following you

Hey dude

Hey

Guess what

Guess what, dude

YOU'RE MY 1,000TH FOLLOWER

You see that 1,000 right there

< that one?

( that's you )

That means you get an award

Not just any award, however

A magical one. What it is, I am not sure yet but

CONGRATULATIONS to you and to me I guess

YOU WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS my 1,000th follower

In the future, as creepy as it may sound, if, by some dramatic coincidence you are to recognize me outside of the internet, all you must say is

"I was your 1,000th follower"

I will turn dramatically to you, the sunset in the back of us a tear in my eye. A high five out of this world will take place. One of the most epic high five in the history of high fives. Or a fist bump, whichever you prefer.

~*~CONGRATULATIONS~*~

#it hasn't even been a week yet how is there 1000 of you guys holy fucking shit why are you all this is an average person with average words #all I do is swear and verbally urinate on everything that you love #pollygons #wtfih #wtfih2

would you smash me

[omg polly please no

i would put you on my lap and pet you

because you are a cat and i don't like cats like that]

#pollygons

emma when i was a kid i had a keybaordp that had lots of different sound effects and one of them was called "ghosts" and when you pressed the keys it made an "OoOoOoOo" sound it was GREATT

AW I WISH I HAD A KEYBOARD THAT DID THAT.. it sounds radical omg

#pollygons