May 15
I had to do it😔
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I had to do it😔
can we see what the eggs look like PLLEEAASE! I’ll give you my soul and this caramel filled chocolate I have
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“I was punk, she did ballet” ah eggs
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to everyone!
It's pride month! You know what that means! /ref
GAY!!!!!
BM trying to be honest by being like "no more secrets" and showing them his true body.
BM: So the whole basement is also me but like a very insignificant part. The real self is at the bottom of this hole.
*scart hole vine boom sfx*
Doombringer: And how deep is this it???
BM: Deeper than the Mariana Trench.
Everyone: EXCUSE ME BUT WTF, BUILDERMAN!????
007n7, praying even though A. He is not religious and B. The very gods he is praying to are also on this predicament.
Jan: And you want us to jump down there????😰
BM: If you want to see my real body, then yes.
Brighteyes: You can't just, idk, get it up here or something????
BM: Unless you want a mass bigger than Asia moving, be my guest.
Shedletsky: DAAAAAAAAAAMM YOU BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!
Jan: BM, what do you mean by that? BM? BM! What do you MEAN!?
BM: Last I took notice, I was 10,000 km. I could be bigger now.
007n7's praying gets louder. Garsha joins him.
Missing the wives
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It's take your kid to work day at HQ! You can see mothers and fathers handling their children and teaching them what they do. Some kids are in awe, others are bored, but all eyes tend to focus on a certain someone.
Builderman, the CEO of Roblox HQ, is walking down the halls with documents in his hands. Nothing unsual. He always does this. What is unusual ia what is on his back. 7 blobs??? clicking and wobbling at each other. Sometimes they nibble om his hat, other times they are biting each other. One of them always tries bite whoever gets near. It is quite the spectacle.
BM passes by the admins' office. The employees watch on in awe. He enters Shedletsky's office and hands him the bitey blob. He takes it happily, chirping at it. It bites him. BM knocks at Brighteyes's office, as she opens the door, he hands her a dawn colored blob that has a cat-like tail. She also takes it happily. Then Doom's office is next. They had to make some changes to it since he is now much larger than he was before. BM hands him an absolute unit of a blob. It looks angry that it was bothered. Doom holds it with the upmost care. He lastly goes to Jan's office and hands her the longest blob. It flops on his hand and slithers towards hers and curls on her neck like a scarf. She nuzzles it and goes back to work.
BM is now left with 3 of the blobs. Somehow he is able to work with all 3 of them biting and nibbling him. One brave employee works up the courage to ask him what are these blobs. BM only responds,
"These are my children."
And goes on his merry way.
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