Taiyang: GODAMNIT! WHY DID YOU ABBANDON US, ALL OF YOU! (points to Raven) YOU RUINED OUR FAMILY TO KILL & ROB HUNDREDS UPON HUNDREDS WITH YOUR BANDITS, (points to Qrow) YOU ONLY EVER VISITED EVERY ONCE A BLUE MOON, AND YOU ONLY SHOWED UP DRUNK! (points to Summer) AND YOU MADE EVERYONE THINK YOU DIED FOR NEARLY 2 FUCKING DECA-
Summer: OH, SORRY FOR WANTING TO MAKE SURE MY FAMILY STAYED SAFE INSTEAD OF OUR HOME BURNING DOWN & US BEING TORN APART BY GRIMM!!!
Qrow: SERIOUSLY?!?! AT LEAST I SHOWED UP, UNLIKE YOU TWO!
Raven: OH YEAH?! I WAS LOST, I HAD NO IDEA WHERE TO GO TO EXCEPT FOR WHERE I GREW UP! OUR WHOLE MISSION, WHAT WE THOUGHT WE WERE FIGHTING FOR WAS REALLY JUST BECAUSE SOME OLD HAG COULDN'T MOVE ON FROM HER HUSBAND DYING!
STRQ: (Begins fighting)
Ruby: G-Guys! Please, don't hurt eachother, I don't wanna lose you guys again!
Yang: Stop! If not for your sake, just do it for us, please...
STRQ: (Continues fighting)
STRQ: (Locks eyes and pauses)
STRQ:...
STRQ: (Begins sloppily making out) (except Qrow & Raven)
Ruby:...
Yang:...
Ruby:...Well at least they aren't fighting anymore...
Yang: Aw, I really wanted 4 Oum's-masses!-
Ruby: Yang, this isn't the time.
STRQ: (Begins stripping)
R&Y:...
Yang:...Boba?
Ruby:...Boba.













