#poly taka

[hellbubu]

Sasuke is the type of person who wouldn't realize he's in a relationship until one random ass day he wakes up in bed with Taka (yes, all of them). The bed that they've been sharing for years. He's lying on top of Juugo with Karin and Suigetsu on either side and thinks," Wait, what are we?"

[hellbubu]

Would it be okay to send this prompt for Sasuke : if i get a text from another ex, i swear i'm gonna end up behind bars.

Only if you're taking them, if not please feel free to ignore 🙏

If anything, I should put you on my will. I love to write Sasuke.

This is Polytaka adjacent, but not quite

if i get a text from another ex, i swear i'm gonna end up behind bars

"If I get another text from a fucking ex, I swear I'll end up behind bars!"

Sasuke screamed from his spot, face down on the living room floor, head buried in the throws he stole from the couch.

"Maybe you wouldn't be getting texts from your billion exes if you were less of a whore, bite me."

Sasuke threw one of the pillows in the general direction Karin’s voice came.

"I'm not a whore."

"You are," Suigetsu, Karin, and Juugo said in unison.

"I'm not!" Sasuke started pacing around." At least not enough to warrant 3 texts at 1 AM on a Tuesday!"

"Get out of the way! I'm trying to kick Karin’s ass!" Suigetsu immediately fell off the rainbow road.

"You did have a–" Juugo paused for a second, trying to find the right words, that wouldn't wind up Sasuke even more.

He didn't find them.

"–a whore phase."

"I-I didn't!" Sasuke was about to try and make an excuse or another, but his phone vibrated." Oh, for fucks sake!"

"Why would you all let me be a slut?" Sasukw sank into the side of the couch next to Suigetsu.

"How do you think we met you?" Suigetsu glanced at Sasuke with a grin." If it makes you feel better, you're a good fuck. No wonder they're all that desperate for you to let them hit again."

Sasuke didn't respond. He just stalked down the hallway and slammed the bedroom door shut.

[hellbubu]

Sasuke Uchiha? Oh, you mean Taka's bicycle