Mar 29
Daddy's Diary 3-28-26
Not to be confused with Daddy's Dairy, which is more of a hucow fantasy thing.
Anyway, today we learned something wonderful! @tinymonsterpet makes an exceptional hand puppet! With four fingers and my whole palm inside, she made whatever noises I wanted. I felt like a ventriloquist. The big finale: squirting all over me, eyes rolled back, speaking in tongues, crushing my hand.
I've decided that we're going keep practicing until I can get my entire hand inside. Then we'll see if we should take the act on the road.