#polyhermits

[barkingupthelittlewood]

can anyone else see my vision. hello.

[doodlelesbians]

woe! polycule be upon ye!

[a-tear-in-space]

I firmly believe polyamory can save them.

[oddlyspecifichermitshipheadcanon]

Something that Tango enjoys doing with his partners is letting them do his hair.

His hair is technically fire, but it (usually) doesn’t burn and is (also usually) tangible. It’s also really flowy and he can change it from wavy to curly or from shorter to really long whenever he wants.

Bdubs likes to braid Tango’s hair, and he takes a lot of pride in doing a good job, and Tango’ll usually keep the braids in for a little while whenever Bdubs is especially proud of his work.

Both Pearl and Skizz like to brush/comb Tango’s hair, which is really soothing for all of them. Skizz likes the repetitive movements and Pearl likes to be more intricate and attentive with it, sometimes even seeing if she can comb it into fun shapes.

Tango will usually ramble about his projects whenever he’s getting his hair done, and will even fall asleep to it sometimes. It was also a good between-session grounding exercise after the Love Island heart was burned down in Secret Life, and since then BigB also joins in on doing Tango’s hair whenever they’re on the same server (which isn’t very often, unfortunately).

BigB is also really good with hair, and Tango absolutely loves how he does braids and different decorations and styles. Just don’t tell Bdubs.

bigb and bdubs have a friendly competition to see who's braids are more intricate

[hmshermitcraft]

PolyHermits, but it's actually a lot more complicated than just "everybody is dating each other the end"

Joe got bored one afternoon and decided to make a handy-dandy flowchart of who was dating whom.

That was in season six.

The flowchart now takes up an entire wall in Joe's living room, features players from at least 4 different servers, and is updated twice a week.

From the start, the flowchart lines were color-coded to represent platonic, romantic, queerplatonic, and sexual relationships between players. Now, there's colors to represent things like "unrequited hatred" (teal), "who knows" (maroon), "clones???" (amber), "Impulse and Skizz" (chartreuse), and "their souls were tied together that one time" (periwinkle)

Joe is definitely not bored anymore.

He makes sure to exhaust all the existing lines before adding new ones. Truly, there was no other way to represent Impulse and Skizzle of the Man.

[the-mcyt-crackships-brackets]

PURGATORY 1.7!

Polyhermits | All the hermits*

The pantheon QPR**

Voting ended onAug 27, 2025

*BdoubleO100/Cubfan135/Docm77/Ethoslab/Falsesymmetry/Geminitay/Goodtimewithscar/Grian/Hypnotzd/Ijevin/Impulsesv/JoeHills/Keralis/MumboJumbo/Pearlescentmoon/Rendog/Skizzleman/Smallishbeans/Tangotek/TinFoilChef/VintageBeef/XBcrafted/Welsknight/Sheswami/Zedaph/Zombiecleo

**Folly (Content SMP)&Saint Pearl (Afterlife SMP)&Death Goddess Kristin(DSMP)&Stratos Joel(ESMP S2)&Ocean Goddess Lizzie(ESMP S1)&LifestealOwner (Lifesteal)&Jschlatt (The SCU)&Watcher Grian (Life Series)&Sun God Bdubs (Hermitcraft)

[mcytshipsandmore]

Actually I think all of Hermitcraft is one big open relationship. All 25 members kiss. Gem will tease X by calling meetings “dates”. Whatever Cleo, False, and Ren have going on when they go on their personal dates is something no one is willing to interrupt. If Pearl switches Hungry Hermits partners enough, the ones she plays with (Ren, Tango, False, etc) will complain that she is “cheating” on them and demand extra kisses as compensation. Every single member of the server kissed Doc when he was stuck on that sky island as payment for them bringing him supplies he wanted.

POLYHERMITS FOR THE WINNNNNN

-🍫

[captain-blue027]

Polyamory week 2025!

I have put together a list of poly ships for the Hermitcraft/Life series smp into a 7 day (1 week) writing or art thing.

This will start on June 1st 2025 and end on June 7th 2025.

1: Flower ranchers (Scott/Tango/Jimmy) [my favorite poly ship]

2: Mumscarian (Mumbo/Scar/Grian)

3: Xbsumaralis (Xb/Xisuma/Keralis)

4: Flower quartet (Scott/Tango/Jimmy/Martyn)

5: ZITS (Zed/Impulse/Tango/Skizz)

6: Smallethdubs (Joel/Etho/Bdubs)

7: Rendocwood (Ren/Doc/Martyn)

I'll reblog this when it gets closer to the actual week, but until then, plan what you are going to do if you chose to be involved! :D