Random polypanic headcanons bc why not .
Brendon- the most vanilla one there. Likes to snuggle. I think he eventually realizes that he likes being degraded- he gets off on being called disobedient and being told that he’s going to hell and how he’s perpetuating the stereotype that all Mormons have multiple partners but he’s just such a slut he can’t help himself ❤️ in reality there is just a lot of Love in his Heart but I think he likes being called a slut. Yeah.
Jon- didn’t think he was into guys, not sure how he ended up dating 3 of them. I thinnnkk maybe he had a little crush on Ryan but was like ehh it’ll go away… but then walked in on the other 3 having sex and immediately was like oh my god there is so much love and warmth and affection happening I want to do that. let me in. And suddenly they’re guiding him on how to pleasure a guy whilst being pleasured by another guy. He’s only been with girls so he’s kind of messy and unsure of himself.
Ryan- he’s very rarely horny himself but when any of the others are tryna hit he’s like oh ok ❤️ sure. When he IS the one initiating things he’s absolutely the kinkiest one there. He usually goes to Brendon for sex. He goes through a really intense sub drop just about every time though :( Spencer and Jon try not to intrude- they’ll see Ryan (who is usually not affectionate) curled up in Brendon’s lap and they just Know. He also likes being treated like a girl, so every time token straight man Jon Walker asks him for sex he gets pretty excited.
Spencer- also lowkey a freak but not as much as Ryan. I think he likes watching the others have sex more than he likes actually participating, he has a designated cuck couch on the tour bus ❤️. He likes watching Jon and Ryan the most, B+J is too bland and R+B is too concerning…. J+R is just the right amount of kinky. If all 3 of them are having sex he normally just joins in.
BONUS!!!
Pete likes hanging out with them and occasionally shares the cuck couch with Spencer. He’s lowkey in love with Ryan but kinda disregards how he gets after rough sex :( he doesn’t really know that aftercare is a mandatory thing and doesn’t understand why Ryan gets so depressed. Pete also is in a relationship w Patrick but it’s open, Patrick isn’t into the panic guys like Pete is but he cares about them and makes sure Ryan is ok before Pete drops him back off at home
CALLING RYDEN TOO CONCERNING HELPPPPP no you're right though. poor bb ryan going into subdrop so often :( honey :( subdrop is the worst ever. he deserves to have sex and not want to die afterwards fr
spencer and pete cuck couch i am in love with this. straight guy jon but sleeping with his guy bandmates. i love their dynamic, they're like barbies to me. i think that jon probably is down for just about whatever when it comes to kinks and stuff, just don't do extra freaky shit to him, like his hard no's are probably piss and other bodily excretions. but anything else, for the most part, he's good with
brendon being a cuddlebug ohughghh i love him dearly.......








