This burst of activity is dedicated to @evieoftheisle bc they’re rad and we just spent the past hour yelling and laughing over the fact they’ve been following both my main blogs (this and @ammo121 ) without realizing that I’m one in the same.


#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire armand#assad zaman

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This burst of activity is dedicated to @evieoftheisle bc they’re rad and we just spent the past hour yelling and laughing over the fact they’ve been following both my main blogs (this and @ammo121 ) without realizing that I’m one in the same.
Her: What makes you love her more than me?
Me: What gives you the implication?
Her: You look in to her pupils when you talk to her.
Me: I give you 100% the way I give her 100%
Her: I beg to differ. You give her touches of affirmation when she feels indifferent to you.
Me: I give you both what you require.
Her: What does that mean?
Me: I do what I must. She could never be you, vice versa. I meet all of your daily requirements. I make sure the meals are accounted for, that you never feel unwanted, that your orgasms are plentiful and your dreams are fulfilling themselves. She requires that I give her 89% of me at all times.
Her: Do I not require the same thing?
Me: No. Your love language needs a solid 60% of me. I give you 75% to make up for my shortcomings.
Her: How is any of this fair?
Me: Are you not happy or simply comparing yourself to someone else? If you are taking a test and you need to average 73 to maintain your 'A' average for the class, would you stress the answers or simply put your best foot forward?
Her: .....
Me: We're winning already.