#poniesareevil

[phalluspala]

I LIT SMOKE ON FIRE FOR YOU. I VIDEOED IT. CAN I GO TO BED NOW?

VIDEO OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AND NO THE MOVIE'S NOT OVER YET YOU CAN'T SLEEP

[phalluspala]

my sister's description of the christmas star

"IT WAS VENUS. VENUS IS A FUCKING PLANET. IT DID NOT JUST APPEAR ON CHRISTMAS. PLANETS DO NOT LEAD PEOPLE TO DIVINE BABIES IN GODDAMN MANGERS."

planets do not lead people to divine babies in goddamn mangers [x]

[phalluspala]

Answer this with ten random facts about yourself and then pass it on to your ten favorite followers

uh i am obsessed with david bowie it just doesn’t happen on this blog

i am also currently obsessed with skyrim and spn so naturally my character is named metatron

…metatron was caught stealing books from the jarl 

i’ve been dying my hair since eighth grade?? 

i still don’t like taco bell 

we recently cut down the dead tree in our front yard and today i drove by my house because i didn’t recognize it without the tree whoops. ps i’ve lived in the same house my entire life

my childhood best friend and i planned to start a band called “craving 4 more” because we thought we were so smart and that way one slogan would be “the fans are craving for more craving 4 more" like jfc what what what were we thinking

i’m afraid of deep water because i almost drowned as a kid 

but i’m more scared of long dark hallways. other than that i’ve explored many abandoned houses without issue

i have never had a ladybug fly into my salad 

[phalluspala]

I shouldn't tell you this, but before for the longest time I thought spn was some fake reality show about a bunch of people who pretended to be superheroes and it was an elimination contest type thing and I had NO interest in it. When I got a tumblr, I realized that was wrong... very, very wrong. I still had no idea what I was getting into when the friend who introduced me to Doctor Who told me to try Supernatural. I thought it would be laughs and sonofabitch stuff.

i wouldn't be your sister if i didn't post this i am not sorry at all and also can't breathe from laughing so hard at this

[phalluspala]

YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHO ZENON, GIRL OF THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY WAS.

I THOUGHT IT WAS XENON UNTIL I REMEMBERED THAT’S LIKE A PRINTER COMPANY OR SOME SHIT OKAY 

[phalluspala]

I got a friend to start watching Supernatural a week ago. She just told me her life has been ruined by it. My work is done.

[phalluspala]

TRICK OR TREAT ITS HALLOFUCKINGWEEN.

WOOT WOOT YES IT IS HALLOWEEN

[owlcitytweets]

Trick or treat! 24 is supposedly too old to trick or treat, so I'm handing out candy as Santa's elf.

hahah I feel you!