The Mineralogy Professor was furiously typing out an email to all his students:
To everyone that is taking my classes this term,
There will be no lectures today due to it being Valentine’s Day. There will also be no office hours, either. I will hiding out in my office to avoid all the shenanigans that are likely to happen today and NO ONE is to come to my office during these next 24 hours. Thank you!
As he sent the email, he groaned as there was knocking on the locked office door.
“I just sent the email, dammit! If you’re here to pull some Valentine’s prank, leave! If you’re here to send in chocolates or gifts—just slide them under the door!”















