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Pavel: Are you going to yeet today, or is today going to yeet you?

Artyom, crying: Pavel, it's 5am please just go back to sleep!

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Pavel: One time I had a crush on someone and I didn’t know how to handle it so I-

Ulman: -wrote them a letter telling them to get out of your school? I’ve heard this so many times.

Pavel: No, I betrayed them and completely ruined our friendship and we almost killed each other twice afterwards.

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Artyom to Pavel after the events of Last Light: Well done, here come the test results.

Artyom: You are a horrible person.

Artyom: I'm serious, that's what it says. A horrible person.

Artyom: We weren't even testing for that.

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Bourbon, cheerfully: Well, it can only get better from here on.

Artyom: No, actually, it can get about six times worse than this.

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Pavel: How's the most beautiful man in the world doing?

Artyom, blushing: I don't know. How are you-

Bourbon, from across the room: I'm great, thanks!

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Artyom: Bourbon, you're blocking the view.

Bourbon: I AM the view!

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Pavel, trying to flirt with Artyom: I like your shirt.

Artyom: Thanks, it was 50% off.

Pavel, trying to be seductive: I'd like it better a 100% off.

Artyom:

Artyom: The store can't just give people free stuff.

Pavel: That's not what I-

Artyom: That's a terrible way to run a business, Pavel.

Pavel: ...

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