#poor bert

[lexio11]

More Omegaverse!Reijean AU

Reiner: 'Guys, look, it's not a big deal. We will just take Jean back with us when we finish our mission" Bert: "Reiner you do really believe they will let Jean live back in Marley?" Reiner: "They WILL, otherwise I will have to kill them all" Bert: "Ugh Annie can you help me let him see reason?" Annie: "Since Reiner already got a mate, does this mean it's fine for me to get Arm- I mean, one too?" Bert: 'NO" Reiner: "yes"

[wannabesucessful]

I’m noticing a theme in these books…

[starlarz]

bert can't even get a fucking assist like he is well and truly cursed beyond belief

[lalimauk]

The senior abuse in this campaign....

[incorrectsnkaotquotes]

Bertholdt: my kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what i have to say

Marco: unrealistic. stick to hair pulling and choking like the rest of us

[homefryboy]

When I see your art of Bert, I can just sense the tired and done-ness.

well he never gets any sleeep 🙃

[bobcatmoran]

Ernie and his tap-dancing sheep bring today’s 50th anniversary of Sesame Street video spam to a close.

[wannabesucessful]

Bert: Why do I have to be the responsible grown-up who worries?! Why can't I be the care-free guy who sings at random in bars?

Oscar the Grouch: Because you can't sing without making dogs bark.