#poor melvin

[godihatethiswebsite]

OK BUT CAN WE JUST--

So the helmet isn't actually 100% gold. It's got some wear and tear where you can see the original silver metal showing through. Which would make sense if he's used it at all, but this is a pack fresh piece of equipment here.

Which means, THIS MAN flew to the OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY for a BRAND NEW SHINY GOLD SUIT, but made the decision to include in the instructions "Hey, can you make it look like I've already been beating people up in this? Don't want it looking TOO ostentatious out the box".

Because GOD FORBID, Matt. The fucking audacity.

[smg4andbeetlejuicefanatic]

If George, Harold, and Melvin had a playdate as babies, it would go like this

Baby George/Baby Harold: *put a bucket on Melvin’s head*

Baby Melvin: *starts crying*

Baby George/Baby Harold: *laughing at him*

[smg4andbeetlejuicefanatic]

Imagine This! (kinda sad)

Karaoke Kitty saves Melvin from a monster but gets destroyed in the process.

What happens next?

@be-kind-and-rewind-again @jackie-sugarskull @tornrose24 @archerinspace @m-e-l-v-i-n-b-o-r-g