#poor mortals

[ireblogexclusivelyformywife]

The resemblance of the medieval ſ (long s) to the letter f is an excellent source of unintended humor when reading historical documents. Perhaps my favorite example of this is William Hayes' aptly-titled catch "The Thirsty Vampires," published in 1763:

[Image ID: Sheet music of "The Thirsty Vampires." When substituting the letter f for long-s, the first line reads: "the thirfty vampires fome believe, their graves can pierce and coffins leave, to fuck poor mortals dry, to fuck poor mortals, to fuck poor mortals dry." End ID]

[notaharrygirl]

at first i was wondering why zayn is never at any fashion events, and then i remembered that it's because he'd shit on everyone there and it just isn't fair

[cloverandcrossbones]

People that haven't read PJO but have some knowledge of Greek myths are probably quite confused when they see us talking about Anabeth

They'd react just like the Romans: "CHILD? Of ATHENA??? But her vows?? It's impossible! It's WRONG! THEYRE ALL JUST WRONG AND TERRIBLY INACCURATE!"

[riu-the-archive]

And so I came to the moment in my life where I only get back to facebook to chat with certain people

[peetercapaldi]