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Eazy-E – Lickin, Suckin, Phukkin

[ireblogexclusivelyformywife]

The resemblance of the medieval ſ (long s) to the letter f is an excellent source of unintended humor when reading historical documents. Perhaps my favorite example of this is William Hayes' aptly-titled catch "The Thirsty Vampires," published in 1763:

[Image ID: Sheet music of "The Thirsty Vampires." When substituting the letter f for long-s, the first line reads: "the thirfty vampires fome believe, their graves can pierce and coffins leave, to fuck poor mortals dry, to fuck poor mortals, to fuck poor mortals dry." End ID]

[rrrrrrumi]

I just had an absolute fucking bazinga moment... i made rumi have crazy demon jaw (inspo jennifers body) to bite mira in the fic, but you know what ELSE thatd be good for??????

[clearexpertarcade]

Beer Belly Commercial

Was watching TV when this commercial came on, I'm a happy belly boy right now! We need more Ads like this! Don't you agree?

[firmflexing]

Void.

[fieriframes]

[Image 1: A person standing in a kitchen preparing food. Caption: Next thing you know.] [Image 2: A man standing next to a woman. Caption: You're eating hospital food.] [Image 3: A group of people sitting at a table. Caption: Karaoke castration, take the wasp alive.] [Image 4: A car parked on the side of a road. Caption: He's gonna sting you anyway and take you to the hive.] [Image 5: A birthday cake. Caption: Yesterday was suckin' and tomorrow's lookin' bad.]