#poor simple fools

[powersofhell]

what were you doing with aurora while she was under your spell? were you torturing her in her sleep, when you showed phillip her image, or was she dreaming of love?

“That fool Merryweather ensured that Princess Aurora’s sleeping self would be beyond my reach when she softened my curse. I am certain the princess’s dreams were insipid and saccharine.”

[yohoyohoadisneylifeforme]

[lifeasaresidentadvisor]

When your resident tries to question you on policy and you recite it word for word

[soullesssarcasm-blog]

When people try to out sass me: