Heyyy thereee, Kristopher! How are you doing on this terrible, relaxing day? I hope all your problems are out of the way today and I hope you are ready for some anonymous people's entertainment, little guy! You deserve some fun for all of this stuff you've went through. I've forgotten to give a genuine ask, so... How awful is that little guy in your chest? You know who I mean.
- 🛂 ( @port-anon )
you really wanna know?
they're uh. on vacation. havent heard from them in weeks. don't want to.
[ * The passport booth in front of you is nothing short of lonely, yet so full of life from just the singular being inside it, sounding like multiple people talking over one another, or for one another. ]
Have you ever wanted to open your third eye to the wonders of life? Well, do I have news for you! Coming to you live from- Welcome to the Passline. It sucks so far.
[ * Despite not being able to look inside, they can be heard constantly moving stuff around, picking it up mid-speech and putting it back down continuously. ]
Isn't it swell? Aren't you swell? Here, buddy! Relax, and have a seat. I already enjoy your company.
[ * . . . You can't even see them, but you get the feeling that they can see you just fine. ]
Port is a passport checker, a miracle worker and an.. excessive person, only speaking through what he's currently holding or experiencing around him. It's basically on a rotation system, so asking this anon things will be a little random unless you keep up with scheduling. Asks are officially open!
Magic is welcome but not recommended, plus, it will not affect asks I send.
You can try to be creepy and vague with Port but.. I don't think you can be spooky when the glass is one-sided.
Collaborations are welcome, but they'll just treat you like anyone else here.
The person running this has memory issues, please be patient.
You can now try to look at Port! I will let you try anything to see what Port looks like, but wait a month/a few months so I can finalise the design.
Ah, the inbetween of winter and spring. The most confusing time of the year! Figured I'd get outside like I said I would. I took a picture but.. I don't exactly like it. Maybe I can post it here, see if someone else thinks it's nice.
Wow, existing is hard. You just blank out, blank out, and then blank out more. Maybe it's the lack of people. Or it's me being too stupid to talk to people.
A cult? What do you take me for, a lunatic? No, no, this is simply like a train station, that's all. Still, that was pretty rude. There is a sign nearby, you know, saying this is a passport booth! Why else would I be here?
