#portfraeng

[fireandspiceland]

Arthur being an insufferable brat during pirate times boasting about his Great British Empire until Portugal and France get tired of his shit and fuck both of his holes while mocking him about how he’s not “so great now, huh?” but jokes on them cuz Arthur only riles them up to get railed in the first place

[fireandspiceland]

You know who's hot? Portugal. You know who's also hot? France. And although Arthur is not my muse, I'd love to hear about your hcs on PortFraEng or PortFraAnyone bc my god i have such a dork ass crush on Portugal and i think France is hot so hcs on how a threeway would go pls 😳👉👈📸📸

WAIT YOURE SO RIGHT THIS IS GOOD. how have I never heard about this ship before?? hm it feels like poly ships arent that popular.. but we're all about changing that I guess and his is such a good one 6-6

my first thought was once again pirates. Since you mentioned PortFra first.. how about france and portugal forming a little alliance of their own to catch england (who's a cocky little shit) and put him back into his place? I like it when england is defensive about his own feelings when it comes to romance or sex. he would never admit that he likes being pressed against the wall by portugal with his hands held tight behind his back while france lists all the things they want to do with him <3

spitroasting would be a classic I guess and in my little pirate scenario it would also work as a mean of degradation! forcing england to his knees and making him suck portugal off while france fucks him from behind, every thrust pushing him forwards and making him take portugal a little deeper as tears well up in his eyes...

but what france and portugal dont know is that if england didn't WANT to be there. on his knees. being fucked breath and senseless... then he wouldn't be. hes not weak and easy to take advantage of, its all one big powerplay between the three of them with dynamics changing all the time.

THERES SO MANY POSSIBILITIES HERE regardless of time and place. fruk cornering portugal and taking him apart at the seams just to put him back together after hours of edging and playing.. portugal and england induldging in a night of gentlness and romance with france that turns into a lot more than they expected after a few glasses of champagne.. france and portugal making englands wildest dreams come true by blindfolding him and tying him up, so he doesnt even know who's filling which of his holes.. ugh youre so right about this ship being hot I'm shaking hands with you (metaphorically)

but also, and at the end of the day, I think this could actually work. they could make it work being in a very loving relationship, if they put some effort into it.

[fireandspiceland]

I’ve had this fraporteng idea for a while where they’re roommates and they’re in lockdown and they get so sexually frustrated that they just decide to fuck and realise they’re actually in love along the way

ahhh yes, despite everything I like lockdown/quarantine fics :D the idea of them basically being locked in with each other for weeks on end is lovely. bonus points if at least one of them thought he was straight before the sexual frustration took over and opened his eyes for how hot his roommates are <3

and then the casual sex between roomies turning into having little lockdown dates with each other 🥰 watching a movie in the living room then dinner in the kitchen and a little romantic walk to one of their bedrooms where they share two blankets (because one is too small and also I think arthur would hog it so port and france are prepared) and fall asleep before they can get anything on :)

[fireandspiceland]

Might I raise to you 17th century PortFraEng where Arthur’s entire country is rallying against Catholics whilst Arthur is getting spit roasted by two of them

You can always raise stuff like this in my presence I love combining catholicism and smut 👀

Portugal and France mocking him for enjoying it (don’t ask I just think it’s hot when they tell him he’s a traitor to his people and watch Arthur get off on it) putting a rosary around his neck and pulling it tight to choke him while his mouth is still being fucked <3 love me a little catholicism.

[radiodecayy]

portfraeng dynamic

world meetings are a blast with these three 🙃