You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Sherstrade, Johnlock, Johnstrade, and Femlock. Stranger: I did something questionable last night. SH (m) Stranger: I think I should tell you. SH You: I'm officially worried. -GL (f) Stranger: Last night, I saw you. SH Stranger: Online. SH Stranger: Doing...stuff. SH You: Stuff? -GL Stranger: I wasn't looking for you. But I was just sort of browsing and there you were. SH You: You looked up porn and found me. -GL Stranger: I didn't look for you. SH You: Sherlock, calm down. I'm not angry. -GL Stranger: You knew it was there? SH You: I think my reaction would have been a bit more extreme if someone had made a porno of me without me knowing about it. -GL Stranger: Right. Yes. SH You: I'm surprised you never deduced that. -GL Stranger: And I suppose, come to think of it, you looked to camera often. SH Stranger: I try not to look into peoples sex lives. Unless it has any bearing. SH You: Well, I did what they told me to. I thought they had me looking at the camera too much, but I wasn't paid to question them. -GL Stranger: I think it was a tool to make you appear vulnerable. SH You: If you wanted vulnerable, I have ones that were made with specifically that in mind. -GL 'Course I was younger then, and my hair was dark. -GL Stranger: More than one? SH You: I started in my twenties, a way to make a bit of extra money. I actually enjoyed it though, so I kept doing it infrequently. -GL Stranger: Gosh. SH You: Gosh? -GL Stranger: I'm slightly stunned. SH You: I shocked Sherlock Holmes. Another item crossed off of my bucket list. -GL Stranger: Congratulations. SH You: Thanks. -GL Stranger: I shaln't tell anyone. SH You: As you might have noticed, anyone looking for porn will be able to find it. -GL Stranger: Well, yes. SH You: But thanks for the promise anyway. -GL Stranger: You have the body I always assumed you his underneath your awful shirts. SH Stranger: Hid* You: I like my shirts. -GL Stranger: They're awful. SH You: I like them. -GL Stranger: Well. Anyway. I'll be getting back. To the important things. SH You: Mm. Experiments and hounding me for cases? -GL Stranger: Yes. SH You: Enjoy, then. -GL Stranger: You like this. SH You: What, exactly? -GL Stranger: Seeing you naked has made me uncomforable and you like that. She You: I enjoy seeing, or rather reading about you being, wrongfooted. I don't know why you're uncomfortable though. -GL Stranger: I've seen everything. Its thrown me a little. SH Stranger: It's become part of your file. SH You: Oh, you haven't seen everything. -GL Stranger: What? SH You: You haven't seen everything. You've watched one film out of dozens, and I'm acting in every one. You haven't seen everything. -GL Stranger: Right. Yes. Alright. SH Stranger: I've seen you naked. SH You: And I have a few scars, too, which are covered up in the films. So, you've seen me airbrushed. -GL Stranger: Why? SH You: Why what? -GL Stranger: Why would they airbrush your scars? SH You: Because not everyone wants to face the reality that people have flaws. Smooth skin sells better.- GL Stranger: Have you made a lot? SH You: I started when I was twenty two and made my last one last year. You tell me. -GL Stranger: Last year? SH You: Mm. I don't make many these days. Not very professional, and me refusing to dye my hair is a bit of a dealbreaker for some of them. -GL Stranger: Why do you need to dye it? SH You: It's grey. -GL Stranger: It's very nice. SH You: I think so too, but sometimes it's not what they want. -GL Stranger: You don't see many young women with silver hair. SH You: That's the point. -GL Stranger: I see. SH You: Mm. -GL Stranger: You've stopped now? SH You: I'm considering it. I make one or two a year, not much income and it's really unprofessional. -GL Stranger: My word. You have aged remarkably. SH You: Let me guess, you searched for me? -GL Stranger: This one is from last year. And...yes very good. SH Stranger: I apologise. SH You: Why? -GL Stranger: Because when I know something I like to know it to the full extent. SH Stranger: I like to know everything I can about it and curiosity got the better of me. SH Stranger: I'm sorry. SH You: So? I made the films knowing they'd be mainstream. I can't fault you for watching them when a lot of others have done the same. -GL Stranger: You're in terrific shape. SH You: Comes from chasing after my consultant. -GL Stranger: Well, glad to be of service. SH You: Thanks. -GL Stranger: I shall stop now. SH You: Might be best. If you honestly want to watch them, I can give you a copy. Saves you paying for it. -GL Stranger: No. No it's fine. SH You: As you wish. -GL Stranger: I'm not saying you don't look great. SH You: I know Sherlock, it's fine. -GL Stranger: But if I watched it I'd...and that wouldn't be good. SH You: You'd...? -GL Stranger: Masturbate. SH You: So? -GL Stranger: I'm new to the whole friend thing, but Jane is teaching me and masturbating to a friends image is wrong. SH You: Jane would be right, but Jane also didn't make a side career out of making porn films, so she's wrong about it in this case. -GL Stranger: I hope she didn't. SH You: She didn't. -GL Stranger: She did a 'Babes of the Army' calendar in 2005. SH You: A pin up poster is a bit different, even though people still get off looking at it. -GL Stranger: Yes. I'm aware. SH You: I did a calender once, a few years ago. Something different. -GL Stranger has disconnected.