#post-lich!baden

[plague-grip]

Estrilda: *Sneaks in*

Thane, turning on a lamp while sitting in an armchair: And where have you been?

Estrilda: Uh, I was... training with Uncle Baden?

Baden, turning on a lamp while sitting in the other armchair: Try again

[plague-grip]

Thane: Can you do something for me?

Baden: I literally sacrificed myself to save your life

Thane: Right, well, can you do the dishes?

Baden:

Baden: No

[plague-grip]

Thane, pouring a drink: Do you know why I had you come into my office?

Baden: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pick?

Thane: *stops pouring the drink* Accidentally?