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Driving in my truck.😏

right after a beer.😱🦌🛻🐑

Hey,that bump🚧

is shaped like a deer🦌

DUI？🚫🍺🛻

How about you die？💀😡

I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR!!🥰

Little do you know🧐

I filled up on gas.😜

Ima get fountain making ass

Kid, keep messing around with this crap at home—your diploma isn’t worth jack.😂😂😂😂😅

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Did you guys catch the new drop?

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I’m trapped in my own hell

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My brother is in my dude cosplay. I think it suits him 🤔

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Who postaling they dude rn????

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These two divas

(Ignore how inconsistent my art style is good lord 😭)

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❝Like father, like son❞

[REPOSTED]

Art done by @jester0jpeg

We both made our own version(s) / lore of the postal dudes & postal series!

( Along w/ the game “HATRED” which will come up in a future post)

Postal dude 1 with his son (little kid-postal dude 2! Who we call "the postal kid!").

We actually gave them names, too! (Sorry, they're not P names, but I could care less. Feel free to call them Postal dude and Postal kid if it bothers you that much).

PD1's name is Michael Toddhunter, and his son's (PD2) name is Aster Toddhunter.

Preface: This takes place AFTER the first postal game. This is an AU of sorts, so just erase the ending of the game + a bunch of other things, and have Michael fuck off somewhere, nobody ever knowing his identity so he gets away with everything. That was a "TLDR" explanation of it. We could maybe explain this better on a different post in the future.

Anyways! Here's some lore we have about them:

Michael is the Command Sergeant Major for the U.S army's RI Arsenal. Yes, he did serve in the army before going postal in the first game. Don't ask how he got up to that rank because god knows I don't know either.

He and Aster live in the Quad cities, Illinois, aka some fuck ass midwestern region of cities that only gets some attention from the John deere company that hogs the area. Fuck john deere.

Michael is a single dad. He somehow managed to win sole custody over Aster. He doesn't talk about his ex-girl friend.

They live in a house that's next to a trailer park, so they're not exactly dirt fuckin' poor but they ain't buying branded food either. They're still trailer park trash without living directly in the trailer park.

Michael has tried to give Aster some sense of normality (sorta) but Aster clearly is not cut out to be a normal child. He's very rowdy, violent, and bullies the neighborhood kids (if you get the reference, you're cool).

Michael calls Aster "My little wild thing" (reference to Aster's favorite book; "where the wild things are").

When Aster was 5, for Christmas, Michael gifted him a black cat he bought for $10 at the pet store (he didn't question it). Michael cruelly didn't think the cat would last long, but that cat might as well outlive him. Aster named the cat "Kostroma" and has shoved his dad's guns up it's ass and used it as a silencer to shoot at beer bottles in their backyard. Kostroma hasn't died (nor appears to be scarred or traumatized), no matter what Aster has put him through. He's like some weird immortal cat (who surprisedly loves Aster as much as Aster loves him). Michael and Aster don't question it.

Aster loves uncrustables. His addiction literally is the grape jelly uncrustables. He has to have one once a day or else he'll start wreaking havoc in the neighborhood.

Michael brings Aster to work sometimes (usually when Aster gets kicked out of school or is being too insufferable for the neighborhood). He can't help it, and it's not like anybody can give him shit for it.

That's all we'll share for now!! Hopefully we'll post more in the future!! Me and Jester have been working on this since late May of last year, and we plan to continue to work on it >;). I'll leave y'all with this doodle I did of Kostroma cat.

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