Last Wednesday, the town took down the tree in front of our house, and it was noisy and messy af (there’s still some sawdust on the road that didn’t wash away with the weekend rain), they took up the whole block for 4 hours in the morning, but I didn’t think much of it because they’d marked it with an X this past November after some guys climbed it, so I figured they were taking down a dying tree before it caused any damage (the bark on its trunk split at least a decade ago and branches would fall every other storm, it had to go), but then today, someone who I thought was a land surveyor looked at the road in front of our house and left two sets of parallel lines, which I thought looked weird when I took a closer look tonight until I realized they’re BLUE GUYS I THINK THE TOWN TOOK MY LONG ASS EMAIL FOR A HANDICAP PARKING SPOT SERIOUSLY 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽