#posting for later reference

[isaacsapphire]

The Narcissist’s Prayer

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault.

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

[peachean]

MA-5698-5260-1603 for tidepool stuff (the artist also has a bunch of other really cool designs)

[lyllith]

i keep thinking about how the title of i can see you is kind of giving me forever winter vibes possibly, but i could be way off

[traumanugget]

groceries 12/4

celery

lemons

0 cal fresca soda water!!!

bubble fruit!!

baby bella mushrooms

cream cheese

salmon filets

chicken breast

greek yogurt

vanilla chai

almond milk

tofu

cabbage

[rememberalltheirvoices]

Thoughts

I stepped outside into the night air letting it cool my feverish flesh and easily lit a cigar. The white pit bull danced off into the distance to do her business. As I waited for her I smoked as quickly as my lungs would allow, taking in half an inhale of smoke through my mouth and the rest through my nose so as to prevent an asthma attack. The squeak of the miniature rusted windmill caught my attention. It sat in my step-mothers garden encircled by tulips in more colours than I thought possible or necessary. The dog skipped past it and back to me and sniffed at my feet. She was ironically named after my other vice, 'INDICA'. She began sniffling the ashes as they dropped from my cancer stick and I wondered to myself it the smell reminded her of a past life; the one she had in the short year before she's come to live with my father. 'OR MAYBE SHE JUST LIKES DANDELIONS.' I countered to no one but myself. As I finished with my smoke I put it out on my boot and walked the small width of the yard to hide the evidence. Not because my parents could stop me from smoking, I was an adult. But rather because I preferred to keep my vices a secret. Once back inside the house I washed my hands and brushed my teeth, all evidence swirling down the drain and out of sight. Indica barked once, a sharp though not very loud noise as if to inform me that it was time to return to the couch where we'd spent the earlier hours of the night. The clock read 1:34am and I thought 'I NEVER DID SLEEP WELL HERE.' As I continued to read a sad book about a sad girl not so unlike myself. It was as though I'd never gotten off the couch in the first place.

[z-a-d-i-e]

[shenerdist]

Lemon Bars

[sarahdaily2011-blog]

this isn't depressing or daily. yay.

Drink when...

Vince talks about hair (his own or anybody else's), or anybody mentions Vince's hair

Howard is ridiculed

A song happens, with or without music

Noel/Julian are a character besides Vince/Howard

Naboo is high, or talks about being high

Bob Fossil attempts to describe an animal

Old Gregg mentions Bailey's

Anyone mentions the show's budget

You see Polo mints [don't drink for every one, though, otherwise you'll kill yourself in Hitcher]

Howard mentions jazz

Vince mentions electro, 60's or 70's music or Gary Numan

Howard mentions Mrs. Gideon

A person is dressed as an object, eg. fire or naan bread

Vince helps a character and is given a horn/pipe in return

Vince is mistaken for a woman, or referenced to as being female

Any of Rich Fulcher's characters hit on Vince

Howard is mistaken for Vince's father or something similar

Howard says, "Don't kill me, I've got so much to give!"

Vince says, "Alright?" "Get stuffed!" "Really?" or "What d'you mean?"

Any of Rich Fulcher's characters say, "A little to the left!"

Leroy is mentioned or seen

Vince has to rescue Howard

A guest character asks, "__________? What is __________?" [e.g. "Yorkshire? What is Yorkshire?"]

A real musician makes a guest appearance

The other Shaman are seen

Vince is seen in a Joan Jett jumpsuit or any other jumpsuit for that matter

There is an animated story

Saboo gives Naboo a hard time

The moon makes a speech

Anytime Vince joins a new band

Howard scats

Vince takes on a new style [e.g. punk, goth, etc]

Vince changes clothes [be careful, this could kill you]

Howard and Vince do a krimp

The Nabootique storefront is seen

Vince is referred to as Howard's wife

The moon speaks

Someone mentions how small Howard's eyes are

Bollo says "I've got a bad feeling about this."

The shaman talk about doing drugs or getting pissed

Someone talks about the crunch

A character makes deliberate eye contact with the camera

Naboo or Bollo mentions Naboo's home planet

Howard [or anyone] says "They call me the __________" [e.g "They call me the genre spanner."

Someone turns their back on another character

It is raining or snowing outside