So I started playing PostKnights 2… Tell me why Almond is the most annoying person in existence, bro!
So first of all, this dude is never wearing armor or carrying a weapon on him. He’s always wearing the Postknight uniforms and sprinting into battle unarmed. I ain’t ever see him packing a sword or anything.
So he keeps challenging me, a woman in full metal armor with a heavy weapon, to a race. And when I pulled up in the last race, the first enemy in my path was a fully grown Treant. And I know darn well they don’t fall in 1-2 hits, they take like 5-6.
And there’s always a bunch of enemies in my path on these races, which means either A: the enemies refilled when it takes at least an hour to reset a patrol, or B: this loser ran past all the enemies knowing I was going to get held up!
And I’m inclined to believe B, ‘cause every time this man encounters an actual threat, he’s trembling like a coward.
[Not my Playthrough, captured from a YouTube walkthrough].
Maybe you could actually hold your own against danger if you had a weapon and real armor! What is the Postknight banker hat and jacket gonna do against a big battle axe, huh? Yeah that’s right, nothing. And if you really are just running past every enemy, you ain’t getting default armor and leveling it up!
This man talked such big game about how he was gonna be the hero and how he was gonna graduate from training first, but he just used his speed to get through everything. No fights, no leveling up. Just speed boost and try to act tough.
And you wanna know what’s crazy?!
*Inhale*
SHUT UP BANKER BOI, YOU AIN’T GET TO CALL PEOPLE “USELESS”!
I just want to take a second to compare this loser Almond to Scout Tf2, just a quick second.
Bro is just out here fighting people 3 times his size, first of all. With a baseball bat half the time. If you can carry yourself in battle or at least try, people will respect that a heck of a lot more than just running past all the enemies and calling yourself better.
Scout and Almond both have inferiority complexes, but Scout at his worst is still better. He made fun of Spy instead of doing last wishes in Expiration Date, but then came by to apologize and ask for help. But that was a prank, not literally calling Spy useless or weak.
Almond is way too comfortable saying that, just from the word go. And he admits he’s a hypocrite, but to the player, not the girl he just insulted. And when you run up on them talking in Violetfair, she’s crying. What did you say?!
This dude talks smack, but you can tell he’s not like the worst person ever. He managed to go to Spy to say sorry and ask for help, which is not easy for him to do. “Look Spy. This Never leaves this room. …You are better than me, alright. I need your help.”
And then there’s Almond saying “FinE, RaZ. YoU’Re NoT USeleSs.” Like that snarky attitude is gonna fix what you said. Bro deserves to get fired for real.
