You wake up as normal. You feel that this day gonna be good. Suddenly you hear footsteps outside ur window? What can that be u wonder. U open up the curtain not thinking about the full ahegao suit you wear. Oh its was just the mailman and his cat. They also drive in a red square car that looks pretty familiar for some reason. As you lean to look closer someone smack ur ass. U turn around. Nani?!? Whowo is there?!?! U see a head poke behind the door. Uwu it is i rengowoku umu. Shocked you get ready to pounce. Owo whats this? You jump on him making sure both fall to the ground. You land on top of him notice his bulge. Hehe uwu what is this bulgu wulgy doing up so early in the moworning uwu. Rengowoku spooooked slithers away and hides. You sniff around looking but you cant seem to find him? He pounces on you from behind and starts building a lego house on ur ass. As you wiggle ur butt the house falls apart and he starts crying
The end
My friend sent me this and I almost pissed my pants in laughter, thank you so much Sean ilysm💖
