#posts for william

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In recent news, I learned today that William's dog Franny is terrified of my coffee maker.

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If there's a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.

Toni Morrison

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rose :)

Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?

Yesss...YOU!

(And this adorkable guy named William ♥)

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Would this be a bad time to mention that I chucked a pokeball at the first abra I saw in this game - without hitting it at all, no status effects, nothing. Just chucked the ball at it. And I caught it? Would this be a bad time to talk about that?

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That awkward moment when you ruin your boyfriend's mom's day...

Boyfriend's mum: This made me miss you, my little Wiccan Vixen! *sends picture of loving your body 'cause fuck yes love your body*

Me: Lol I'm not Wiccan but yes! I love this message xP

Boyfriend's mum: but... I spent mental capital coming up with the "Wiccan Vixen" appellation. so. sad. now.

Me: Aww xP Pocket it away for another day?

Boyfriend's mum: oh, O-Kay *kicks dirt*

Me: ^^;

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Boyfriend: Heh... What if it was BOOGERlands, and you bought guns from MUCUS Munitions... Me: ...*bursts out laughing* YOU'RE A NERD.

- My boyfriend and I, who are both Borderlands fans, and both incredibly sick with colds to play in weeks.

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I WANT SEXY BRAS AND DRESSES AND THINGS D':

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Look...I have enough porn on my desktop hard drive that I have probably seen 1% of the naked population of the world. Yet I haven't seen it in a week so I could spend time with you. So believe me when I say, 'You are sexy.'

- William to me when I thought I was too fat to be sexy to him.