#potatoproblems

[belkaxx]

For a moment I thought i hit all the beauty standards 😏☺️👑..... #potatoproblems

[threefalloutrobots-blog]

Like this post if you are indeed a potato.

Don’t like if you aren’t a potato.

[cuddlydoom5]

Me: No one likes me. No one will ever like me.

Guy: Hey, I like you.

Me: Are you sure? Is this a joke? I'm sorry this happened to you. It'll pass. You should go to the hospital. Hope you feel better.

[thoughtsfromapotato]

If a potato falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, is it black-out drunk?

[someonegetmeaninhaler]

i honestly think it would be so cool to be considered a tumblr girl...but it will never happen to me...because im a potato....and i dont think there is such a thing as a tumblr potato girl...

[coyote-king]

Awww no more rain. Guess I can't make out with myself.

[song-tra-b0ng]

The foolproof way to get someone to go out with you, with only two questions:

1. Will you answer this question the same way you'll answer the next?

2. Will you go out with me? 

[tonightalivx]

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