May 2, 2013
Albus: TYSON .... I AM ... INCREDIBLY ... HORNY ...
Tyson: No thanks.
Albus: NO NO, LISTEN PLEASE! YOU YOU YOU HAVE TO HELP ME! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Tyson: Well get laid, obviously.
Albus: I AM TRYING MY BEST NOT TO WANT THAT! I CANNOT!
Tyson: Hmm.
Albus:
Tyson: Hmmmmmmm.
Albus: HOLY MOTHER OF--
Tyson: Okay, okay! I'll set you up a kissing booth in one of the herbology greenhouses if I'll have seventy-five percent of the gain.
Albus: BUT ...
Tyson: It's just /kissing/. You look like you need it.
Albus: ... IF WE GET CAUGHT ...
Tyson: Oh /grow a pair/.
