#potoshitpost

[hoursofmazenderan]

my activity on this app is akin to erik working on his don juan.

*uses it for two weeks feverishly at all times of the day, does not even eat*

*forgets about it for ten years*

[no-backwards-glances]

i just spent $50 on dress pants, is this what the real world is like

[hoursofmazenderan]

christine: erik help!

erik: rushing in* my darling are you alright?! are you hurt?

christine: it’s a rat erik! a giant rat!

erik: chuckles* oh my dear it’s simply ayesha

christine: ...what’s an ayesha?

[hoursofmazenderan]

christine: oh erik i love hallmark movies!

erik: sighs* i simply do not understand what you see in them my dear, they are unrealistic.

christine:

christine: erik, you’re unrealistic.