[Continued from here] // @powderedpaws
"Vain? Me? The audacity!" Joker gasped; loudly. She took offense to that! She wasn't all that vain! She just liked to wear a nice suit every so often. There were plenty of costumed loonies out there trying to make a name for themselves. Joker though? No, she was unapologetically herself! What you saw is what you got! And what's wrong with dressing for the part! She was no two-bit clown! Those days were long behind her.
"But if you want my teeth, you only had to say so!" Joker beamed her pearly whites. Then leaned downward and shoved her hand into her mouth. Loud cracks, visible discomfort, and a few whimpers escaped her as she seemingly pulled something out before flinging a set of chattering teeth towards The White Rabbit. Once more, revealing her teeth to be perfectly fine. "HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Easy there fluffy ears! I'm not here for a fight! I was wondering if you wanted to help me with my next magic act! I need a rabbit to pull out of my hat, but they always die from suffocation before I can. I wonder what I'm doing wrong..."