Dec 5, 2016
There was a time when a 6 and a half foot freak jumped out of an airplane. My face turned into a wind funnel that best resembled a cauliflower, and by the time I touched down I was ready to vomit all over everybody and everything. Careening head first towards the earth's crust, yes. I Enduring the endless spinning circles after the chute deployed, no. And tho I didn't coat the earth's exterior with my twisted innards, retrospectively I wish I had. Because, you kno, better out than in. Still tho, can't beat those views... #skydiveelsinore #powerfulcauliflowerface #vomitus9000 (at Lake Elsinore, California)