It’s almost Valentines day! And since I just finished driving 4 hours through the blizzard of 2014 here in Virginia to spend a long weekend with Katie, she wanted to exchange gifts early.
So with a smile, I got a bag full of goodies with punny notes:
A bottle of OJ- “You’re my main squeeze!”
A banana- “I’m bananas for you!”
A tin of Altoids peppermints- “We were mint to be together!”
A pack of gum- “I wouldn’t chews anyone but you!”
An apple- “You are the apple of my eye!”
An airplane bottle of Labrot and Graham Woodford Reserve whiskey- “You make me love drunk!”
And a bag of salted pistachios- “I’m nuts about you!”