WWE Royal Rumble 2011 PPV Results & Review
This is gonna be awfully long, since this is the biggest Rumble in history.
> Video package to begin the show, as usual.
> Edge (c) def. Dolph Ziggler (w/ Vickie Guerrero) to retain the World Heavyweight Championship
> Kelly Kelly comes out to beat up Vickie Guerrero. Ref bump. Edge spears Ziggler.
> Edge pins Dolph after a Killswitch
Don't tell me they're building up to Kelly vs. Vickie at Mania?
On second thought, let them have a match. I could use a good piss break during those four hours.
Awesome work from Ziggler and Edge. Too bad Dolph has to crawl back to the midcard.
> The Miz (c) (w/ Alex Riley) def. Randy Orton to retain the WWE Championship
> Miz taps out to an Orton headlock The Straight Edge Society came out.
> Miz pins Orton after a GTS from Punk.
> Michael Cole marked out like a bitch.
So this will lead to SES vs. Centon at Wrestlemania?
> Email alert. Raw GM announces a Fatal 4 Way.
> Eve def. Natalya (c), Layla and Michelle McCool to win the WWE Divas Championship
> Eve pins Layla after a moonsault. The ref didn't see McCool pinning Natalya.
> Alberto Del Rio wins the 40-man Royal Rumble match
> #1: CM Punk. The Corre attacks Punk like a pack of feral dogs. SES comes out and both groups brawl in the ring. Email alert. SES & Corre will go backstage, or they will be disqualified.
> #2: Daniel Fucking Bryan
FUCK YEAH DANIELSON VS. PUNK
> #3: Justin Gabriel. Bryan eliminates Gabriel.
> #4: Zack Ryder. Bryan eliminates Ryder.
> #5: William Fucking Regal
FUCK YEAH DANIELSON VS. REGAL
> #6: Ted DiBiase. DiBiase eliminates Regal
> #7: John Morrison. Morrison almost got eliminated, but leaps to the barricade, and to the steel steps.
Too bad JoMo entered too early. He would've won.
> #8: Yoshi Tatsu. #9: Husky Harris
> #10: Chavo Guerrero. Chavo pays tribute to Eddie during the match.
Nice try Chavo, but Rey already did that before.
> #11: Mark Henry. Henry eliminates Yoshi
> #12: JTG. #13: Michael McGillicutty.
> McGillicutty eliminates JTG. Nexus eliminates DiBiase.
> #14: Chris Masters. #15: David Otunga. SES eliminates Bryan, Masters, JoMo and Henry.
> #16: Tyler "X-Factor" Reks. #17: Vladimir Kozlov. #18:R-Truth. Thanks for coming.
> #19: Khali. Khali eliminates Husky.
> #20: Mason "Baby Batista" Ryan. Batista eliminates Khali.
> #21: Booker T. Booker was able to take out SES temporarily but Batista eliminated him.
CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Was looking forward to a Booker T vs. Sheamus confrontation in the Rumble. Black King vs. Extremely White King. Too bad it didn't happen.
> #22: John Cena. Superman strikes again and eliminates Batista, Otunga and McGillicutty.
John Cena is on a KILLING SPREE
John Cena just got a TRIPLE KILL
Cenatards: LET'S GO CENA Me: CENA SUCKS
> #23: Hornswoggle. Swoggle steals Punk's taunts. Cena eliminates Punk
Fuck this. PUNK GOT ELIMINATED?
At least it came from Cena. I'd punch my monitor if Swoggle eliminated Punk.
I thought Darren Young's in? He should have got this spot.
All goes downhill from here, until Santino got eliminated.
> #24: Tyson Kidd. Kidd takes AAs from Cena and Hornswoggle. Cena eliminates Kidd
> #25: Heath Slater. Cena eliminates Wendy.
> #26: Kofi Kingston. #27: Jack Swagger. #28: King Sheamus.
> Swoggle gives Sheamus an ineffective Sweet Chin Music. Sheamus eliminates Hornswoggle.
FINALLY, SOME CLASS IN THIS RUMBLE
> #29: Rey Mysterio. Rey eliminates Swagger.
> #30: Wade Barrett. #31: Dolph Ziggler. #32: Kevin Fucking Nash.
> #33: Drew McIntyre. #34: Alex Riley. Miz sits next to Cole on the announce table. Wade Barrett eliminates Nash. #35: Big Show. Show eliminates Ziggler.
> #36: Ezekiel Jackson. #37: Santino Marella. Marella goes under the bottom rope.
> #38: Alberto Del Rio, driving a 2008 Bentley. Ricardo Rodriguez introduces him.
> Kingston & Cena eliminate Riley, Big Show eliminates McIntyre. Zeke eliminates Show.
> #39: Randy Orton. Orton eliminates Kofi. Orton eliminates Sheamus.
No sign of Christian. Boo.
> #40: Kane. Kane eliminates Zeke. Rey eliminates Kane. Barrett eliminates Rey.
> Riley comes back to distract Cena. Miz eliminates Cena, and runs off to the back.
> Orton eliminates Barrett. Del Rio from behind, eliminates Orton.
AAAAAALLLLLLLLLBBBBBEEEEEERRRRRTTTTTTTTTOOOOO DEL RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> Santino hits Del Rio with a Cobra. Santino tries to eliminate Del Rio
> Del Rio eliminates Santino (Last Elimination)
> Rodriguez marks out like a bitch and goes crazy on the mic.
Santino almost winning the rumble got me pretty nervous. Only one thing got me glued to my seat and not going crazy: Faith. Mason Ryan couldn't have said it any better.
This seems like a good sign for Christian. Let him win his first world title at Elimination Chamber, then let Del Rio face him at Wrestlemania.
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Plus points for Edge/Ziggler and Del Rio winning
Minus points for Swoggle in the Rumble match