#pr pr pr

[misskattylashes]

Now lots of you have seen the pap footage.....please please please ask yourself why he willingly takes part in such staged publicity stunts? This isn't Louise calling the paps when they're going for an innocent walk...Alex is as much a participant...

[mrchalamet-mrstyles]

So let me get this straight:

Couple on a boat = sham?

Then this must also be a sham too, then, huh?

[lizzystillbelieves]

Please!

Let this be the beginning of the end!

[lizzystillbelieves]

Oh what a lovely recipe!

First the mr and mrs part, because seriously you shouldn't forget that.

Then you have the pics of the food, I mean one pic, because the pics (not really related to the cooking) of the couple are more important of course and more if it's relevant to the bar and/or the multi talented wife!

And the directions, do I dare to say "brilliant"? Although it was strange to read how everything was I, I, I and I when it was a "couple recipe", I meam where is the "WE" in that relationship? I mean recipe! ... oh wait... crap...

Maybe there IS something this brilliant "couple" can't do.

[lintunen]

people seem to be more amused by zayn saying 'my missus' in this interview than niall saying his celebrity crush is kendall jenner - a girl that harry styles was seen with THE SAME NIGHT.