#pr promotion

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I’ve noticed a trend whenever he’s working. She can’t seem to post him. Curious. /// I first noticed this when Falcon and the Winter Soldier came out. Disney seemed to put their foot down regarding CB promoting anything. Do you think the other studios are putting their foot down regarding CB?

Honestly? I think it’s Seb and his team. I don’t think they want her flaunting the rs whilst he’s pushing projects…their pushes always tend to happen when he’s finished something. Not always, but it’s becoming more of a trend in their patterns.

I don’t think Seb likes her doing this as much as some think.

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Just not a good look at all. The staging is so transparent. Why are they pushing to make this girl relevant and why are these articles written like a synopsis in Tiger Beat or Bop Magazine from the 90s that they are ‘beloved’ or something. WTAF is that about? Shout out to any millennial ladies reading this who get that reference haha. You guys know what I mean its super cringe. Shes not even famous in her own country but being with him is giving her everything she’s wanted now. Every article is about her, her video, her antics and geared to make her look better. Her birthday video for him was more about them as a couple than about him specifically. Like it was a full on assault of their intimate moments just shy of a damn sex tape (which I’m convinced they have now). Is Sebastian so blinded by the current love bubble he’s in thinking he’s found the one? Because from an outsiders view the guy is clearly being used and doesn’t care at all and is all in it or is too stupid to see the bigger picture here. Jon K is a known celeb hanger on I cannot with that guy. He’s a leech of epic proportions. He’s always been that way. Jesus if they get engaged in the next year she basically hits the jackpot for publicity and adjacent fame.

I could write you a densely-worded, comprehensive, and well-crafted essay in regard to this query, but essentially it’s all about:

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What I love about the Sun story is them referring to the Barnacle in the past tense AND calling her a "publicist". I'm dying! I bet she's trying to book a flight 🛫 🤣

It’s glorious. The whole article is chef’s-kiss bad, but I bet Ale won’t be pleased at how they described her! 😂😂

I need to meme the shit out of this.... Voilà!

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People magazine is pretty much recycling the same article about them over and over at this point. I got the same article 4 TIMES THIS WEEK! It's hilarious.

It’s all curated nonsense, isn’t it?

*Yawns*

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Seb liked Jessica Chastain's Oscars throwback post and commented with like 8 fire emojis. And my initial reaction was to go to Ale's page and see what dumb shit she possibly posted so she could get attention from Seb. God, look at what this blog has done to me! lol

He’s active because he’s capitalising on the last remnants of fatws PR. We don’t need to overthink this, imo.

He’s been advised to do all of this today. For sure. Tit for tat. Everyone involved in this, wins.

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I just realised something. Seb commented (after eight months lmao!!!!) people are freaking out and the people watching their PR are taking notes.

CB posts to her story after x amount of time of Seb’s comment so the ‘fans’ who are watching their accounts now will open and voila, she has new engagement on her page. Because people will open it to see if she responds to his comment either with a picture or something.

Also noting: she hasn’t even bothered to like or respond to his comment, something a REAL girlfriend would absolutely do because I do it all the time.

It’s because it’s an orchestrated relationship,

PR-motivated, if you will.... 😏😏

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Wow now what again. This is getting more and more pathetic I swear... She probably paid for this too 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

It’s a classic: “tell me you’re petty without telling me you’re petty” situation right now.

Please don’t any of you fall for this nonsense! 😂😂😂

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Just a theory...Elizabeth recorded her first hot off the press copy from the publisher, she shared that moment with friends and he posted it. Gives her traffic but not really a call to action to buy the book.

Yes, I can see that, sure.