#practical kitten

[allie-jayne-leister]

Practical Kitten

But just imagine how cute you would look with them on!! Like a kitty-cat!

[mochafortissimo]

I know just how cute I look in kitty ears, aaaaand that’s just for special occasions.  Besides, those don’t have headphones connected to them!  It’s just not practical regardless of whether or not I’d look cute!

[allie-jayne-leister]

BUT THEY’RE AMAZING! Just look!

They match you eyessssss!

[mochafortissimo]

That is not a satisfactory reason for purchase, Allison.  Neither is amazing.  Or cute!  They're so bulky and big and it'd be distracting having all the lights!

[mochafortissimo]

SOCHIIIIII! Are you gonna get a set of those cute kitty headphones?!

Not on your life.  I don't think they're cute at all.  Could you imagine something that heavy on your head?  Besides, can you imagine me with them?!  I'd end up skewering someone, and that someone would probably be myself.  Nooooo thank you!