#practice-safe-hex

[aandag]

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Ember came up behind the crow and practically picked him right off the floor, arms around his waist to kiss his neck firmly. “What do you feel about going on an adventure with me, my little prince?” he asked, a merry rumble in his chest as he nuzzled Aandag’s soft, dark hair. “I am desperate to feel the sun on my scales and the only suitable location is a private island near Bermuda. Come with me and spread your wings, would you?”

The crow giggled, head tilting back to lay on Ember’s shoulder as he soaked in the affection. His eyes fluttered closed and he let out a soft, thoughtful coo as the rumble from Ember’s chest resonated through his own. “That sounds like an absolute dream, master. Flying, then time on a beach with you... When can we go?” He asked, rolling his head to nuzzle warmly at the dragon’s cheek.

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WAS THAT GWAR THO

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what’s a gwar? 

[iceicetomeetyou]

Bobby. Bobert. Bobinson. I am bombing in math and if I don't pass this I'm gonna have to retake it over the summer and miss out on a beach trip Kate and I have been planning for months. Help me study and I'll suck you off? (From Billy who is thirsty for the dicksicle)

“We’re going to have to meet at least twice a week for the rest of the semester. You up for it, Kaplan?”

[davidkarofskyindie]

practice-safe-hex (David/Rio)

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Rio looked up at the man, and his soft lips turned up in a demure smile. “Of course I’m available, as long as the money is good.” Fine, slender fingers slipped over the man’s palm, and the boy cast a glance at the other man warming the bar with him; they never trolled alone, and if something happened to Rio, his friend would call the police.

“Are you clean, sir? I have been tested recently, clean as a virgin.”

David nodded a little as he happily walked with the smaller man towards the door of the club, listening to the man “It’s good, I’ll get it out before we even get in the car... don’t wanna trick you or something” He admitted with the tiniest little smile “I’m totally clean. I get tested regularly just cos I don’t wanna screw up on that... I think I still have the results printout at home somewhere, if you need that” he said while holding the door open kindly for the smaller man. 

He walked Rio towards his car and let go of the smaller man about 5 feet away “Hang on, let me get the money out to show you” he said as he went about to his passenger side and opened the glove compartment, pulling out an envelope with the money in it. He looked to Rio and held it out to the smaller man “You can check it if you want, should all be there... want to make sure everything’s ready so we can just ignore it and have fun”

[aandag]

✩ Grooming, brushing, or tending to their hair. From ember to aandag of course ❤️

There were very few things Aandag liked more than having someone taking care of him, and at the top of that list, of course, was having his hair groomed. His eyes had gently fluttered shut the moment Ember had started. Aandag couldn’t help it. When it came to this he was weak. “Can we do this every day?”

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practice-safe-hex replied to your post: [[MOR] // I can’t with ppl sometimes I told a...

Come to Texas and try that shit you heartless bitchtoad

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Wow what a fucking bitch

she’s ok like 90% of the time, but once in a while... yeah... I can’t even tell her off because we’re paired for a school project that is our final grade for that class and I can’t blow it or I’ll have to start over next year. 

It seems more like she didn’t realize that I could be affected this bad by it... I’ll try to teach her some sensitivity and not to link me that kind of stuff anymore. She’s... younger and less... socially aware I guess? Short sighted maybe? 

I don’t think she means me harm but yeah... intent and impact don’t always align. 

[aandag]

bath time

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The scent of a warm, fragrant bath filled Ember’s nostrils as he entered the penthouse, and he followed it to discover little Aandag, up to his chin in bubbles. The tub was big enough and deep enough to fit even Ember so he could stretch out and still be submerged, so Aandag? He looked like a toddler in there.

Chuckling, the dragon undressed and came over, leaning down to kiss Aandag’s hair. “Scoot up, little bird,” was his warning before he began lowering himself in behind Aandag, so the smaller male could lean back against his chest. “Having fun?”

Feeling a need to relax, Aandag had taken it upon himself to run a bath. He’d intended to read but he never got that far, instead just letting himself space out and unwind.

Hearing the dragon’s familiar laugh he looked up and grinned, gladly shuffling forward to make room. Aandag slowly reclined and laid against Ember, enjoying the different sense of warmth his master brought. ”Mhmn. More fun now though.” He smirked, tilting his head back to look up at Ember.

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LET ME AT HIM EM

GLADLY. I was too stunned to sass him but I wish I did. 

I’m just gonna revel in the fact that I’m a better coder than he is. He might be slightly better at design, but I’m the one who gets their code working fastest (aside from the guy who worked in webdev and is only there bc he needs the diploma)