#praisethedeep

[deep-dweller]

“Oh hell no, beat it fish breath my inventions ain’t waterproof.”

The Deep Dweller claws at the bonds of his watery grave, breaching the stagnant swill with ample thrashing. Sitting upright, he blinks one yellow eye, then the other.

"...HISS!" //( OAO )\\

[deep-dweller]

Gawking at the ground, the Deep Dweller hisses.

"WHAT YEAR IS IT?!" //( oAo )\\

[deep-dweller]

“Trolls. Trolls everywhere.” //( oAo )\\

[deep-dweller]

I love the little faces you put at the end of some of your responses. They are honestly so cute and make everything more fun. Please keep up the good work.

//( o v o )\

[deep-dweller]

📎 where Goshg is the ghost hunting Yordle and Mara is the hissy fish girl

//( @O@ )\

[deep-dweller]

(I've downloaded the logs and purged my Goshg and Ihsan accounts. They should be gone-gone after the 30 day period. End of an era, etc.)

[deep-dweller]

"I should sink a boat..." //( '_' )\\

[deep-dweller]

☠ for the ransom note my muse would leave if they kidnapped your muse!

A slab of stone, dredged from the fjord bay, contains a long speech etched over with a far simpler scrawl: "To the frosty human surface kingdoms,

I have captured your ruler and strongest warrior; a mighty feat! But he has escaped my mighty aquatic prison. His sword, once a wicked addition to the Deep's collection, is now a bane to myself and all fishy followers.

Please send help.

Signed. Goshg, Deep Dweller"