you ever just casually have a conversation on the best way to cut off and preserve a dead hawk’s feet then suddenly you’re having a much less casual conversation and someone’s telling a detailed story about how in college they used to pick up roadkill and bury it and say a prayer over it and now they’re talking about the time they saw a man channel an apparition of an angel called Jonah and now there’s a lot of religious horror to unpack here but we’re just gonna throw away the whole suitcase and also that dead hawk








