Thirty (almost), Flirty, and Fertile
Shoutout to my sis for the inspired title today.
First, we need to go over some lingo because I am now part of the TTC (trying to conceive - see what I did there?) ~community~. These gals of the internet have made up a secret special language, which really bonds us. So far, I have made one post and I received one response.
TTC = trying to conceive
2WW = two week wait (from ovulation to AF or BFP...speaking of which...)
BFP = big fat positive//BFN = big fat negative (on a pregnancy test obvi)
Fx = fingers crossed ;) ;)
BD = baby dance (that’s sex, ladies)
AF = aunt flo (that’s period, ladies)
DPO = days past ovulation
CM = cervical mucus (that’s discharge, gals)
EWCM = egg white cervical mucus (that’s what we TTC ladies hope for)
FMU = first morning urine
POAS (pee on a stick - lots of these ladies claim to be total “POAS addicts” ;) ;) ;) )
DH = dear husband (aren’t they though? most of the time anyway.......)
Anyway, here I am at 6 DPO (points to my fans who can decipher the code!!!!!!!!) going strong. I had myself an implantation-breakfast this morning, complete with a cage-free free-range egg (the internet tells me these are “blood nourishing”), pineapple (internet ladies are REALLY into pineapple to aid implantation, though doctors do not seem to have weighed in), and of course, DECAF coffee.
That’s all for today! Fx for my BFP when I POAS in 8 days (at 14 DPO). OMG look at me go!












