The Dead Pigeon
One time Sasuke, Tobirama and Kakashi were at the precinct and there was this odd smell coming somewhere and it bothered them. Like it was not necessarily a bad one, it just smelled weird. So they went around looking and then Kakashi called both Tobirama and Sasuke and pointed at an air vent and said, “it is coming from up there, I think.”
“Yeah, who is going to go up and squeeze himself through there to check it out?” Sasuke askes, looking up. He looked at Kakashi, staring at him then he turns to Tobirama who is also staring at him.
Sasuke sighs and lets his head hung, he ran right into the trap.
So Tobirama gave him a boost up and Sasuke had to pull himself up and squeeze through the air duct and then crawl around there. Kakashi asked if he found anything. Sasuke says not yet, then he says: “What the fuck..”
“What is it?” Tobirama asked.
“I don’t know, it could be dead pigeon..Or a dove? Maybe another type bird.”
“Just say dead bird, that’s all you had to say.” Tobirama says.
“What is the difference between a pigeon and a dove?” Kakashi asks out loud.
“Yeah...What now?” Sasuke’s voice is coming from the vents.
“Pick it up and throw it out!” Tobirama says.
“I am not touching that!” Sasuke shouts back.
“Stop being a chicken.”
“Or a duck.” Kakashi sniggered.
Tenten walks past them and asks what the three top detectives in the country are doing. Kakashi says they smelled something funny and it turned out to be a dead bird in the vent.
Tenten looks up and says: “You three geniuses do know a air vent can only carry about a 100 pounds of weight, right?”
Tobirama and Kakashi go: “Of course we know.”
Tenten shrugs and walks away and Kakashi then asks :”Hey Sasuke...”
“Yeah..”
“How much do you weigh again?”
Just when he asked the question the vent gave out and Sasuke dropped from the roof, it was his luck Tobirama caught him in his arms and Sasuke, covered in dust, holding a dead bird was coughing and proceeds to throw the dead bird right at Kakashi’s face. Neji filmed it all the moment he saw these three dorks looked at the duct. The video is going over the entire precinct and is on youtube.
