Feb 2, 2016
Urgent: Link removal request.
Dear Webmaster, [blah blah blah elided] • Here’s the page on your site with the link: www.example.com/randompage • Here’s the page on my site that you’ve linked to: www.mysite.com/randompage
[further blah elided]
Many thanks in advance for your precious help.
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n.b. The URLs in this email were not changed. I am pretty sure this means that a legit confused robot from the future thinks it owns mysite.com and is worried that my website, example.com, which I totally own or at least have webmastery over, is eating into its SEO for randompage. It has a lot staked on randompage as its personal brand. It’s betting all its transistors on randompage, and it has traveled back in time for my precious help.