Jun 14, 2012
(Bettie gets up on the table during dinner, raises her wand to her throat, and mutters sonorus) "Hey guys! Oh, that's loud, good, I like the loudness of my voice. Anyway! Guys, Prefects voting is soon, and you all need to vote for me. It's imperative that you do. You know, I'm fun, so I'll make sure you all have fun, too. I'm awesome, and can make this school more so.
And you know what, I'm a lesbian. I know what its like to be picked on for that. Nasty letters, anonymous hate, I know what its like. So I'll make sure this school is as tolerant as shit. I won't let anyone be picked on, and will slam through dickheads with my righteous blade of equality. I want to make this school a better place. And have some fucking fun doing it. Yeah!"