"I don’t remember anything from when I was an infant, which was the first (and longest) time I died." If you ever right an autobiography, I feel like this should be the very first sentence!
Oh I already have that line planned out.
“I was born 3.5 months prematurely in the middle of a snowstorm. It was the first and last time I was early for anything, and have been making up for it by being late ever since.
That’s my excuse, and I’m sticking to it.”









