Jul 9, 2015
Boy: I want another marshmallow!
Me: I'm sorry, my boy, everybody only gets one.
... 5 minutes later...
Boy: Teacher! I'm sick!
Me: Oh Shame... what's wrong?
Boy: I need a marshmallow!
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Boy: I want another marshmallow!
Me: I'm sorry, my boy, everybody only gets one.
... 5 minutes later...
Boy: Teacher! I'm sick!
Me: Oh Shame... what's wrong?
Boy: I need a marshmallow!
You put your leg there. You put your hand there. You put your elephant there. You put your teacher there and turn around! That's what it's all about!
3 year old’s version of The Hokey Pokey
Me: What do you want to be today?
Girl: A kitty cat!
Boy 1: A doggy!
Boy 2: A banana!
Girl 1: My Mommy's a princess.
Girl 2: My Mommy's a princess too!
Girl 3: My Mommy's an apple!
Girl 1: Where's America?
Girl 2: America's next to Nigeria.
Boy: Raise your hand if you wanna marry an Easter egg!
Girl: No! You can't marry an Easter egg because that's God's birthday!
Me: and why didn't you sleep at nap time?
Boy: because I'm too tired of sleeping
Boy: Teacher, why do white people have spots all over them?
Me: Spots?
Boy: Yeah, those brown ones on your face.
Me: Those are called freckles.